pictures pictures pictures

please pick me up daddy. i really didn't mean to drool on your foot. PLEASE!!!!?????PLEASE!!!!?????PLEASE!!!!?????






my, what a big stocking you have.
thanks, now i can hang you on the mantel with the other collectables.





you can't read, don't even try.
its a picture book, duh!








push boy. and while you're at it, get me a beer. snap to it!









i just farted.
yeah i know, i think you killed the dog.
finally!





okay hansel and gretel, first you heat the oven, then you prepare the icing.
next sucker 2 children to help you by pretending to make gingerbread houses.




i think i saved her.
she'll be okay.
no need to thank me, just seeing her here for tomorrow is all the thanks i need.
just stay away from that butt next time ma'am.