merry christmas ya filthy animal

well, it is almost here. hope that everyone is ready. another day of merriment, festivities, presents, and mounds of trash to fill the landfills across the nation.
this will be the 5th weekend in a row that the royal family will be hitting the road. i am sure that the griswalds would be proud of us sticking it out in the family truckster. however, the last few weeks have been leading up to the point where i feel like taking drastic options. either way, stay outta the way yo. and for the trip, gotta make a shopping list, after all, it is a 5 hr drive;
vgod "Get some sour cream and onion chips, and some dip man, and some beef jerky, and some peanut butter. Get some Haggen Daz ice cream bars, a whole lot of Ha..., make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate man, some popcorn, bread popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows, the little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores man."
pua "Yeah, that's what I'm saying yo?"
vgod "Also celery, grape jelly, uh Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas man, with everything on them, with water, a whold lot of water, and funions, yeah."
that woman "Is that all?"
vgod "Yeah."
have a very merry christmas ya filthy animals!!!


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